HMPontins

Enjoy the unbelievable insanity of Belfield’s 2nd year Pleasuring His Majesty in the UK’s first “Super” £253,000,000 private pokey mixing nonces & professional convicts – with disastrous and deadly consequences! Alex was a “resident” at 5* HMP Five Wells in Wellingborough in 2023 – costing YOU just £48,000 per year – with the opulence of underfloor heating, no bars on windows, two hot meals a day, bistro dining on a Saturday, yoga, daily gym, a shower en-suite and shopping delivered to the pad door twice weekly! Alex was given unprecedented access to the UK’s most volatile & drugs riddled hoosegow full of untrained, smashed & crooked sh*gging screws… some of which ended up in jail themselves. You’ll read how the self-diagnosed “broken & in meltdown” prison service mafia intentionally sabotaged Alex, preventing his “progress & freedom” despite a 0.19% risk to the public & “super enhanced” slammer status!